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Favorite Bitch: Halloween

Favorite Bitch: Halloween

Favorite Bitch October 29, 2014 0

Halloween. The one time of the year when future drag queens everywhere finally WERK their Butch Queen First Time In Drags … and the walks of shame the morning after are to die for!

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Favorite Bitch: The Morning After . . . PRIDE

Favorite Bitch: The Morning After . . . PRIDE

Favorite Bitch October 22, 2014 0

Have you ever taken a motha fuckah out somewhere nice, like a fancy restaurant or a night on the town, and the bitch just didn’t know how to act? Of course you have. You

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Tricks and treats

Tricks and treats

Tony Gowell October 21, 2014 2

I’m obsessed with Halloween! Or Samhain, or All Hollow’s Eve, or the Feast of All Saints. Whichever your title preference, please know I’m all in. From the decorations, to the costumes, to the candy,

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Favorite Bitch: For ‘Da Ladies

Favorite Bitch: For ‘Da Ladies

Favorite Bitch October 15, 2014 0

Ladies, this week’s Favorite Bitch is just for you! I’ve received your messages amongst all the others and I know sometimes you feel left out. It’s not my fault that boys have more problems

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Favorite Bitch: Pride BS

Favorite Bitch: Pride BS

Favorite Bitch October 8, 2014 0

Drama doesn’t take a break for the Pride parade, Hunties! While beads and corporate sponsored trinkets are thrown from floats … bitches are throwin’ temper tantrums and their ex’s shit out on the front

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How to put the PR back in PRide

How to put the PR back in PRide

Tony Gowell October 7, 2014 0

Why are we still continually obsessed with how others perceive our sexuality? And I’m not referring to just those in our GLBTQ community, but everyone that has ever interacted with another human being. Case

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Favorite Bitch: UFO

Favorite Bitch: UFO

Favorite Bitch October 1, 2014 0

UFO. I’m not talkin’ about the alien kind, either. I’m talking about an unidentified fucking object, hunty! Whether I’m spending a night or an eternity with a motha fuckah, you know I break out

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Favorite Bitch: The Big D

Favorite Bitch: The Big D

Favorite Bitch September 24, 2014 0

The problems in this week’s column are hard, soft, over easy and definitely scrambled! And no … I’m not talking about eggs at your local Denny’s, bitch. I’m talking about dick! Babies, I am

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Obsessed: All hail the fun of fall

Obsessed: All hail the fun of fall

Tony Gowell September 23, 2014 0

Why are we so obsessed with the changing of the seasons? Is it that hopeful relief of changing temperatures, or could it be that we’re that much closer to some of the more extreme

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Favorite Bitch: Birthday Battles

Favorite Bitch: Birthday Battles

Favorite Bitch September 16, 2014 0

Birthdays. It’s the one day of the year that’s all about you. You’re the princess. You’re the brightest star in the sky. You’re numero uno. Bitch, you are the center of the goddamn universe!

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