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Obsessed: Thanksgiving Survival Guide

Obsessed: Thanksgiving Survival Guide

Tony Gowell November 18, 2014 1

Why are we hungrily obsessed with all the delicious parts of Thanksgiving? Aside from the great food, what else is there? Spoiler Alert: It’s that fun part where you have to actually visit with

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Favorite Bitch: Being Thankful

Favorite Bitch: Being Thankful

Favorite Bitch November 18, 2014 0

Stuffed … whether it’s from grandma’s holiday smorgasbord or from the dick later that evening. And by the way, please save some room for dessert : Favorite Bitch à la mode! Before I forget,

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Favorite Bitch: Love or Money?

Favorite Bitch: Love or Money?

Favorite Bitch November 10, 2014 0

Love or Money? If ya find yourself answering the latter to this question, then you might be just as trifflin’ as the people in this week’s column. So, clutch the pearls, better yet, clutch

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Favorite Bitch: “Just Say NO?!”

Favorite Bitch: “Just Say NO?!”

Favorite Bitch November 5, 2014 0

Girl, please! There ain’t nothin’ wrong with gettin’ ya party on, however, the motha fuckahs in this week’s column – well, they wanna party as if every night is goddamn New Year’s Eve. Hunties,

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It’s Last Call, and Winter is Coming

It’s Last Call, and Winter is Coming

Tony Gowell November 4, 2014 0

Why are we so obsessed with finding a winter cuddle buddy? It’s much like going to the club. You’re looking at your prospects and being coy and coquettish in the early part of the

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Favorite Bitch: Halloween

Favorite Bitch: Halloween

Favorite Bitch October 29, 2014 0

Halloween. The one time of the year when future drag queens everywhere finally WERK their Butch Queen First Time In Drags … and the walks of shame the morning after are to die for!

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Favorite Bitch: The Morning After . . . PRIDE

Favorite Bitch: The Morning After . . . PRIDE

Favorite Bitch October 22, 2014 0

Have you ever taken a motha fuckah out somewhere nice, like a fancy restaurant or a night on the town, and the bitch just didn’t know how to act? Of course you have. You

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Tricks and treats

Tricks and treats

Tony Gowell October 21, 2014 2

I’m obsessed with Halloween! Or Samhain, or All Hollow’s Eve, or the Feast of All Saints. Whichever your title preference, please know I’m all in. From the decorations, to the costumes, to the candy,

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Favorite Bitch: For ‘Da Ladies

Favorite Bitch: For ‘Da Ladies

Favorite Bitch October 15, 2014 0

Ladies, this week’s Favorite Bitch is just for you! I’ve received your messages amongst all the others and I know sometimes you feel left out. It’s not my fault that boys have more problems

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Favorite Bitch: Pride BS

Favorite Bitch: Pride BS

Favorite Bitch October 8, 2014 0

Drama doesn’t take a break for the Pride parade, Hunties! While beads and corporate sponsored trinkets are thrown from floats … bitches are throwin’ temper tantrums and their ex’s shit out on the front

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