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Favorite Bitch: Holiday DRAMA

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Most of us are out shopping for treasured holiday gifts and preparing to spend time with our loved ones. But the folks in this week’s Favorite Bitch are buying drama by the pound and cozying up with strangers. Holidays don’t take a break from bullshit, so get a cup of Christmas cheer and get ready for some good ole fashioned ... Read More »

Obsessed: The gift that keeps on DRAGging!

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Once upon a time, a 5-year-old curly haired blonde boy tried on his first pair of pantyhose and high heeled shoes. And because of that joyful experience, he will always be thankful for that neglectful babysitter. She never ever paid attention, so playing dress up was an easy outlet for a kid not allowed to go outside; because of an ... Read More »

Favorite Bitch: Worthless Gifts

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The ever-popular Chia Pet won’t be the only worthless gift under your Christmas tree this year. Motha fuckahs will either cry broke or use the shitty economy as an excuse to be cheapskates. Nevertheless, be prepared for gifts that reek of last-minute-stop-at-the-drugstore and outlet-mall-reject-from-last-season. Hopefully, you’ll find a retailer willing to take this shit back … because it’s not coming ... Read More »

Favorite Bitch: Charity Edition

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It’s that time of year when we open our hearts and our wallets to those in need. Unfortunately, some folks out there find themselves doing this all year long with the losers in their lives. And some free advice to these free loadin’ losers: Close your palms, that is, unless you’re really good at jacking cock. You could use that ... Read More »

Favorite Bitch: Holiday Regrets

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Whether it’s family feuds or calories that you’re counting, the week after Thanksgiving always leaves us feeling the aftermath. This installment of Favorite Bitch is all about … those holiday regrets! Dear Miss Tiger, Why do holidays always have surprises? My little brother came out and brought his Black boyfriend to Thanksgiving dinner. My family wasn’t prepared for him to ... Read More »

Obsessed: Thanksgiving Survival Guide

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Why are we hungrily obsessed with all the delicious parts of Thanksgiving? Aside from the great food, what else is there? Spoiler Alert: It’s that fun part where you have to actually visit with the family that cooks and hosts the triumphant meal! So to help all of you hapless homos navigate around the social pleasantries, I’m here to help ... Read More »

Favorite Bitch: Being Thankful

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Stuffed … whether it’s from grandma’s holiday smorgasbord or from the dick later that evening. And by the way, please save some room for dessert : Favorite Bitch à la mode! Before I forget, let’s take a moment and count our blessings. We all have something and someone to be thankful for. Be sure and tell the motha fuckahs in ... Read More »

Favorite Bitch: Love or Money?

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Love or Money? If ya find yourself answering the latter to this question, then you might be just as trifflin’ as the people in this week’s column. So, clutch the pearls, better yet, clutch the pocket book … because this week’s Favorite Bitch is all about some money grabbin’ hoes. Whether they’re stealin’ it or chargin’ for it, love DO ... Read More »

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