Author Archives: D’Anne Witkowski

Creep(s) of the Week- One Million Moms

Lest there be any confusion, this week’s Creep is not just a million random ladies with kids. One Million Moms (OMM) is an affiliate of the American Family Association. So you can imagine how much these moms love homos. OMM… Read more…

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Creep of the Week: Pope Benedict XVI

You know, whenever I’m in the market for marriage advice, the only person I trust is an unmarried guy in a dress. It also helps if he was also once a Hitler Youth. So you can imagine that whenever Pope… Read more…

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Creep of the Week- Amy Koch

It’s always sad to watch a person self-destruct. Especially when that self-destruction is happening in that person’s pants. Minnesota Senator Amy Koch recently stepped down as Senate Majority Leader after it was discovered that she’s been messing around with a… Read more…

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Creep of the Week: Chuck Norris

It’s no secret that Chuck Norris is a physical force to be reckoned with. So if you’re gay, stay out of his way. Because he doesn’t like you very much. I’m not saying he would kick your ass. I’m just… Read more…

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Creep of the Week: Rick Perry

You don’t have to be a political scientist to recognize that Texas Governor Rick Perry is an ignorant prick. But I’ve got to hand it to him: he knows how to get people talking. Granted, they’re talking about what an… Read more…

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Creep of the Week: T.I.

Attention gays: recently paroled felon and rapper T.I. thinks you are too sensitive, and maybe he’s right. Maybe years of being treated like second-class citizens and being accused of and equated with pedophilia and bestiality and being at risk of… Read more…

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