D List: 10 Worst Gay Pickup Lines

Each week, the D(avid) List runs down 10 gay things that gay men have come to know. This time, you let us know lines you heard that made you cringe.

You look like my two favorite letters of the alphabet: E-Z

Are you balding, because you sure do shine.

Hey I lost my underwear. Can I see yours?

You look like a hamburger because you could be the meat between my buns.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I really hope you don’t have tetrus, because tonight you’re going to nail me.

Excuse me. We’re having a penis measuring contest. Do you have a yardstick I can borrow?

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

You look like you’re made of skittles at a Pride parade, and I wanna taste the rainbow.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

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