Keith Urban and Nicki Minaj have joined American Idol for the upcoming season. Keith could actually be a good addition, but Nicki? Come on now, letting the girl who is responsible for “Stupid Hoe” to judge our next batch of singers is just ridiculous. Plus, the ego war between Mariah Carey and Nicki will be so annoying, I am afraid not even the best vodka can fix this for me.
Lindsay Lohan really needs to find new parents. Dina Lohan was on Dr. Phil drunk and high, slurring her words. Just a word of advice, typically if you are going to be on TV, downing your Vicodin with a long island ice tea is probably not the best idea.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are reportedly back together. If this is true, I am totally calling media stunt. Just wait until after Twilight’s last movie is done… they will move on and act like they never even met each other.
Lindsay Lohan had some harsh words for latest Hollywood train wreck Amanda Bynes when she tweeted:
“Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? … These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress.”
Oh Lindsay, it must be hard always being the victim of “simple moving violations” such as high-speed chases in hijacked cars while you are drunk and high. Besides, you really are not in a position to discredit somebody for being a Nickelodeon actress when your latest accomplishments are a made for TV movie on Lifetime and Playboy. Where is Disney now?
Miley Cyrus is now being investigated for battery charges after she allegedly hit a guy in the face at the Roosevelt Hotel. Seriously, now? It takes a guy some serious guts to admit that Hannah Montana beat him up. I also think Disney should start doing mental health tests on any future starlets.
Kate Middleton’s boobs have now been seen around the world. First thoughts? Meh. We would be much more interested in seeing the full frontal of Prince Harry! Fingers crossed those photos come out next!