Joe Jonas appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where he played a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Pie. When I read the headlines describing Joe Jonas as having received a “cream pie” to the face, this is not what I had in mind.
TMZ posted a 30-second clip of OctoMom’s attempted foray into music (a single called “Sexy Party”). Until now, I didn’t realize that someone people are such bad singers that not even Auto-Tune can keep them in tune. Crap, forgot about Kim K.
Shia LaBeouf says he’s done with big-budget films because of the artistic constraints placed on him by studios, and will be doing a legitimate sex scene (meaning penetration and all) in his next film, Nymphomaniac (also starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Nicole Kidman, and Willem Dafoe). This news would be so much more exciting if this were 2008 and he didn’t look like a homeless man. Fingers crossed it’ll be shot strictly from the neck down.
PETA’s newest target is Lady Gaga after she was spotted wearing an Hermès coat that PETA swears is authentic fur (though the company does offer faux-fur options). Gaga responded by saying, “You see a carcass, I see a museum pièce de résistance.” I’d respect her a lot more if she’d drop the pretense and just say, “Fuck you, PETA, I do what I want” instead of trying to make it into an issue of artistic freedom.
James Franco is making a movie about James Franco, and also Lindsay Lohan. Per E! News, “According to the casting breakdown, Franco is looking for a male to fill ‘James Franco Types ages 13, 21, 30, 45, and 60.’ Regarding his LiLo lookalike, the thesp is seeking a female to play a ‘Lindsay Lohan type ages 13, 21, 30, 45 and 60.’” The irony, of course, is that 26-year-old Lindsay could easily fill the roles of Lilo at 45 and 60.
In her heavily promoted interview with Oprah, Rihanna said she still loves Chris Brown and that the two “have maintained a very close friendship ever since the restraining order has been dropped.” Sigh. Okay, if part of the terms of your friendship with something includes waiting for the dissolution of a restraining order, it’s more than likely not a healthy relationship.
Jennifer Aniston is engag—zzzz. Yeah, still boring.
In serious news, Phyllis Diller has passed away at 95 and 68-year-old director Tony Scott (Top Gun, True Romance, Man on Fire) leapt to his death from the Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro, CA after allegedly being diagnosed with inoperable brain cancer. May they both rest in peace.