Mary Cheney, daughter of Dick Cheney, and her longtime partner, Heather Poe, were married in Washington, D.C. I honestly don’t think conservatives realize their overlord supports and has supported for years same-sex marriage, because their opposition is indefensible if DICK CHENEY of all people can show his support.
Some random backup dancer named Joshua Lee Ayers is accusing J. Lo’s current piece, Casper Smart, of being an undercover homo playing hetero to further his career. Radar Online points to Ayers’ Twitter page, where he posted a photo of Casper “shirtless, wearing shiny gold short shorts obviously stuffed with something, a sparkly bejeweled belt, a scarf and a deer hunter hat while surrounded by other shirtless men in their underwear.” Obviously, J. Lo’s publicist has denied the allegations, blaming it on a slow news week. Isn’t wearing gold hotpants and being surrounded by other half-naked men pretty much just another day at the office for the backup dancers of pop stars, though? And isn’t every “straight” backup dancer a little gay to begin with? To Casper’s credit, this Ayers guy seems like a fame-hungry homophobe. After the media started to pick up on the story, he tweeted: “Let’s get some facts strait. I’ve never been best friends with a gay guy, nor will I ever be. #notmyLIFEstyle [sic].”
Kris Humphries, best known as Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband, allegedly told his post-Kim girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj (who’s been subpoenaed in their divorce case), that Kim’s mother, Kris Jenner, orchestrated the entire Ray J sex tape, not only formulating the idea, but also directing. The kicker: he claims Kris actually made Kim reshoot the tape because the first cut wasn’t “pretty” enough. First of all, using the term “reshoot” when talking about a porn tape gives the word a whole new meaning. Secondly, you mean to tell me the final, excruciatingly boring product came only after a reshoot? The first cut must have been worse than sitting through a screening of Sahara (not even Matthew McConaughey could save that movie). Let’s be honest, though: Kris Jenner is enough of a mastermind to have pulled this stunt off, but considering the source is Kris Humphries, who seems to have the intelligence of an orange, I’m going to have to call bullshit on this one.
Just eight months after splitting with his wife of 11 years, James Marsden has knocked up Brazilian Ford model Rosa Costa. Male condoms are only 82–98% effective at preventing pregnancy. Fucking a gay guy is 100% effective. I’m just saying.
Jeremy Scott‘s collaboration with Adidas caused controversy after the company posted a photo of an upcoming shoe designed by Scott on their official Facebook page that included a pair of rubber shackles. Apparently some people considered it an allusion to slavery and subsequently deemed it racist, even though Scott designed the shoes around a plush toy called My Pet Monster that features a furry, purple monster with shackled hands. The shoes have now been scrapped. I mean, I guess I get it, but it’s a long stretch to assume Jeremy Scott or Adidas would ever purposely design and manufacture a product that would make light of or advert to slavery. The real infraction here is that Adidas was planning to charge $350 for a really ugly pair of shoes.