WTF?! Tidbits: Taco Bell, Heidi and Seal and more

February 8, 2012 | by Lucas Witherspoon

Nick Carter recently showed up to his 32^nd birthday party at Vanity in Las Vegas looking a liiiiittle methed-out-twink-past-his-prime. It’s tragic. If Justin Timberlake and Taylor Hanson get sent through the Courtney Love ringer, I’ll have no more of my teen idols to fantasize about.

 

Shocking revelation: a study done by Brock University in Ontario has concluded that social conservatives generally have low intelligence. File this under the ‘Blatantly Obvious’ category along with the study that found healthy people are happier and that sleep deprivation makes you tired (actual studies – Google it).

 

Ryan Merriman, star of Final Destination 3, was officially charged with two DUI counts after having been pulled over in November for passing a solid line at a stoplight. The best part of this entire ordeal is that every article I read cited him as being best known for starring in Final Destination 3. In my mind, Ryan Merriman will be forever associated with Smart House and Luck of the Irish. Snaps for Disney Channel Original Movies.

 

Newt Gingrich has publicly proclaimed that gay marriage would mean the “rise of paganism.” Pretty sure holidays like Christmas and Easter (the very ones he celebrates) took care of that…

 

Taco Bell is experimenting with a new “First Meal” breakfast menu. Great. The only way Taco Bell could be made more alluring when you’re drunk and/or high is offering to wrap sausage, eggs, and cheese in a Crunchwrap at 4 AM.

 

It’s official: Heidi Klum and Seal are divorcing. It’d be sad if I didn’t have the mental image of Heidi throwing Seal out of the house: “YOU AH OWHT!”