WTF?! Tidbits: Adele vs. Lagerfeld, Carter vs. Cruise, Madonna vs. Gaga and more

February 15, 2012 | by Lucas Witherspoon

In an interview with Metro, Karl Lagerfeld gave his take on Adele: “She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.” He is truly the king of backhanded compliments.

Prior to the Super Bowl, Gisele Bündchen reportedly sent out an email to friends and family asking them to prey for a victory for her husband, Tom Brady. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

 

When Blue Ivy Carter rolls out of her $47,000 Fantasy Posh Tots Coach Carriage Crib in her 2,200 square foot Tribeca nursery and wants to take a seat in her $15,000 Swarovski-studded high chair (so ghetto fabulous) or ride on her $600,000 handmade gold rocking horse, she now has a team of SIX nannies to assist her. Watch out Suri Cruise, there’s a new bitch on the block.

 

Madonna is once again taking aim at Gaga. When asked by The Advocate what she thinks of Gaga’s connection to her gay fans, Madonna responded, “It seems natural, and I can see why she has a young gay following. I can see that they connect to her kind of not fitting into the conventional norm. I mean, she’s not Britney Spears. She’s not built like a brick shithouse.“ Not exactly sure what being built like a brick shithouse looks like, but it’s got to be better than being built like Gollum.

 

A former Sean Cody porn star, Jason Andrews (“Addison”), was convicted of first-degree murder in Florida. At least he can continue his gay-for-pay career in prison… sans the “for pay” part… unless you count cigarettes and ramen noodles as currency.

 

Courtney Love claims that smoking crack made her better at math, telling The Fix, “When I was on crack I could do math really, really well. I became a fucking whiz at calculus.” Isn’t this the woman who claimed that millions of dollars had been stolen from her husband’s estate? Apparently it didn’t make her that great at math if she couldn’t check the books to see that she was being robbed of millions—not $10 here or $20 there, MILLIONS of dollars.