Brent Star Has a Love Hangover with Miss Princess Charles
So, for this past Valentines, instead of walking around with my bottom lip poked out because I’m single, I decided to celebrate the love I have for ME. Ok, what had happened was after recovering from my mistake of finding love in a hopeless place (thank you Rihanna), I realized that maybe, just maybe Cupid knows what he’s doing after all. When you put it out there in the universe that you want a man, that doesn’t mean you’ll get your answer over night. I’ve learned over the years just how true the old saying is “Sometimes you gotta kiss a lot of nasty ass frogs before you can find your Prince.” At first I hated Cupid for hooking me up with the wrong ones but I’ve learned so much…and so has my good girlfriend Princess Charles. We’re sitting at Joe’s tearing these lemon pepper wings up (and basically inhaling 2 bottles of champagne) as we celebrated being single and appreciating what we’ve learned over the years through our own experiences or through observations of others. I figured with Valentine’s Day approaching and California kicking that Prop 8 to the curb, I think more people need to talk about what it takes to be in a relationship or what they’ve learned…in other words, when they approve gay marriage in Georgia, I want you to be READY! Here are a few chocolate pieces we like to share!
A couple of red flags to look out for…
Brent: There’s a reason your so called “man” ignores a lot of your texts, or rarely comments on your Facebook page, or randomly call you just to see what you’re doing. Sure, there are times he may be genuinely “busy”, but if this is consistent, yeah boo, either there’s someone else or he’s just not that in to you!
Charles: If you get to know all about him but he doesn’t even know your last name, then sis THAT just might be a red flag! Ooooh, and watch out for ‘character flaws’ like he doesn’t have any friends, doesn’t respect his mom, doesn’t like to talk to other people nor like it when you talk to other people, then something just ain’t right.
Is it ok to date Str8 guys who still want to be “Str8”?
Charles: NEXT!
Brent: What if you already have feelings for him and you two “have a connection” and he really wants to be your friend but it just happens that he doesn’t want to date you?
Charles: NEXT!
Brent: But it’s not his fault he rather ‘date’ a girl but loves your company more!
Charles: Again, NEXT! Girl, unless you can HANDLE him dating someone else while you have feelings for him, then it’s not cool to try to be all nice and “just be his friend” when in the back of your mind you know damn well you want him. That’s foolishness! There’s someone better right around the corner waiting on someone just like you. Pop!
What’s really important about being in a relationship?
Brent: It’s VERY important for you to be yourself around him, if you can’t then something is wrong. You must also let him be himself too (of course this doesn’t include him punching you in the face, or cursing your mom out or anything like that).
Charles: It’s soooo important for you two to be honest with each other and have open communication! You should be able to talk to your man about ANYTHING!
Brent: Don’t forget, friendship is everything. It’ll become the center of your relationship. Good sex is fabulous (Both of us: HELL YEA!), but friendship is what will be the glue that holds you two together during the storms, it’s everything. When you truly realize that, then important things like: sharing, communicating, and allowing the other to be themselves will become easier and more of a natural thing to do.
Charles: Yes sis, it’s very important! Actually I think you and your man should be BEST FRIENDS since you have to sleep with his ass every night! But meanwhile, Girl, you ain’t got time for the headache, be grateful for your single life. If you do find someone, that’s a blessing. But trust me, being single is also a blessing. POP!
Sorry but we ran out of space (and champagne)! Look, I know there are some who don’t mind open relationships and all of that carrying on, that’s ok if you BOTH agree to it, but for you old fashioned hopeless romantics like us, I hope this helps and good luck out there. MUAH! XOXO
Until next week, DON’T read the girls, instead read The Brent Star Report
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