Joan Rivers has never been one to question her actions. But today, she’s doing just that: “I’m listening to Katy Perry and I don’t know why.”

Besides being a firework herself, Rivers has little in common with the ubiquitous pop tart. There’s this, though: They’ve both kissed a girl and – as the legendary queen of snark (and facial reconfigurations) admits in our recent chat – liked it. So much, in fact, that she’d be up for some more lez loving. But for now Rivers is focused on promoting her wacky reality show, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best, now in its second season on WE tv.

In our interview, Rivers dished on the new installment (what if her daughter Melissa actually were a gay man?), how her humor’s always been “gay,” and her face – before she redid it.

I’m a big fan – but I’m sure every gay man tells you that.

No, no. No gay men tell me that.

I don’t believe you.

Well, every now and again.

You know, I’m glad this isn’t a face-to-face interview because, since you’re a member of the Fashion Police, you wouldn’t approve of my outfit today.

You wouldn’t approve of what I’m wearing right now, either! I’m wearing a stolen hotel bathrobe. One of those white bathrobes that say, “Don’t take these.” Somewhere along the line I did.

Do you always take things from hotels?

Yes. Always those little shampoos, little soaps, all those cute little things. Sewing kits – you can’t get enough of those! (Laughs)

Which celebrity needs a little more gay fashion influence, and a little less?

Oh, I don’t know. Every week it changes so much and Melissa (Rivers), the exec producer, throws a hundred pictures on the table and you start from scratch again, so it’s always changing.