WTF?! Tidbits: James Bond vs. Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan and more

Lucas Witherspoon

David Magazine's Pop Culture Pundit

When asked to respond to Daniel Craig‘s comments about the Kardashians, in which he labeled them “fucking idiot[s],” Kris Jenner said, “The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won’t stoop to that level.” Let’s get something straight: Daniel Craig is a BAFTA-nominated, A-list actor who carries both critically acclaimed indie films, as well as enormously profitable mainstream films. I wouldn’t talk shit when my entire “career” is based on my daughters’ abilities to whore themselves out for a profit, which you take 10 percent of.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: while on vacation in Hawaii, Lindsay Lohan’s $5,000 Chanel purse was stolen, the main contents of which were her ID, passport, legal papers, and $10,000 in cash. You may recall that in May of last year, she was stranded in Cannes when her passport was “stolen,” which forced her to miss a court date. Fortunately, the purse was returned to Lindsay, sans cash but with ID and passport in tact, meaning this time around she’ll make it back to L.A. before her upcoming probation hearing. At least she’s being thieved instead of doing the thieving this time around.

 

Men’s Health Magazine has named Jennifer Aniston the Hottest Woman of All Time. I didn’t realize soccer mom looks and having the personality of a cinder block were turn-ons, but to each their own.

 

Reportedly, Ryan Seacrest is in talks to leave both American Idol and his gig at E! News to replace Matt Lauer on Today. Letting Ryan Seacrest cover sometimes-legitimate news stories is a terrible, terrible idea. Please leave the real news to the drunken masters: Hoda and Kathie Lee.

 

Janice Dickinson has come forth to publicly allege that America’s Next Top Model is completed rigged, and that CoverGirl ultimately decides whom the winner will be. I was under the impression that fact was common sense, unless maybe you’re as mentally deluded as Janice in her permanent pill haze.

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