The Brent Star Report- Ruby Redd for President 2012?!?!?!

December 28, 2011 | by Brent Star

Hell no that Redd ho ain’t running for President, but it’s a cute title for this article. After all, the first time I was even intrigued with Ruby Redd was pretty much 8 years ago when I would see fliers of this red headed JEWISH drag queen plastered all over midtown with a fake campaign that said “Vote Ruby Redd for President”. Back then I didn’t know who she was but still thought it was hilarious and clever. Though she lost to George Bush, that bitch got her own tour bus specially tailored with a giant photo of her face supersized on the back showcasing her zany upside down frown. She also exercised her power to freeze the girl’s brains every Wednesday with her then weekly show, BRAIN FREEZE. After other successes and crazy stories, she took a break (cough). After a couple years of hibernating, she reemerged stronger than ever. She got her own show again this time called BIRDCAGE BINGO w/ RUBY RED at Mellow Mushrooms Pizza. She ain’t Herman Cain, but at Mushroom Pizza, she raised $10,000 in just ONE YEAR for charity through her show…no wonder she had such a big turnout for her one year anniversary show AND her recent birthday celebration. With all this going on for her, I thought she would be PERFECT last person that I interview for 2011. Let’s talk!

Brent: Happy belated birthday whore! Is it true that you’re turned 50?

Ruby: Hell no bitch I’m 39! That nasty cunt Victor Brady! I can’t believe he’s spreading the word all around town that I turned 50.

Brent: Congratulations for raising all that money for 2011! And I heard you recently just started ANOTHER bingo show?

Ruby: Well it was actually just a little OVER $10,000. That money went to Chris Kids, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Armorettes P.W.A. fund (People With Aids), homeless youth programs, and other multiple charities. And yes, my other show is 10pm Thursday nights at The Cock Pit called DIRTY BOY BINGO in East Atlanta! Aren’t you also hosting a bingo show somewhere on that side of town?

Brent: Yes, but my show is 8pm at Matador not too far from yours.

Ruby: Believe it or not Brent, it’s even DIRTIER than the show I do at Mellow Mushroom. We talk about fisting, butt plugs, sex toys, San Francisco Bird Feeder…

Brent: WHAT is a San Francisco Bird Feeder?

Ruby: (her answer was deleted by the censors of David for being TOO dirty!)

Brent: Um…you won. THAT is disgusting!

Ruby: It’s just fun to see how far the envelope can be pushed…sometimes the show includes racial humor, and it can be VERY politically incorrect.

Brent: Yeah like the writers of South Park, nothing is off limit to you—that includes degrading yourself ALL the time.

Ruby: Oh you know me girl.

Brent: And I see you occasionally rotate some of the Armorettes as special guests.

Ruby: I try to invite them every three months but the entire month of December since you know I’m now an Armorette. And YOU too Mr. Star!

Brent: Yep. Aren’t we called “Hair Pin” level Armorettes? I feel more like a ‘bobby pen’.

Ruby: (lol) And I feel like a ‘paper clip’!
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Brent: (lol) So who do you hope to see as the next President?

Ruby: Obama.

Brent: Agreed. I mean, what can the next man really do? Besides make another campaign video about hating on gays.

Ruby: Obama isn’t perfect, but he’s done better at handling that pile of shit that was left behind for him to fix better than any other person would have. Better than that McCain.

Brent: Hahahaha “pile of shit”, you are sooo “Divine”. (Divine is a very famous drag star, google her). I love it! Well Ruby, it’s time to rap this up. Any New Year wishes you have for the gay community?

Ruby: I would just like to see more people come out and get more involved in the community. My name is Ruby Redd and I approve this message.

This is my 2nd time interviewing Ruby and I had just as much fun. I want to wish all of you readers a prosperous New Year and thank you again for reading my columns. UNTIL next year (next week whore), don’t read the girls, instead, read The Brent Star Report!

Where to catch Brent Star on New Year’s: Oscars—NYE (prize for best mask and no cover). Five Napkins Burgers —New Year’s Day