BITCH BOY
| 8.27.2008
I just wish you would find something more worthwhile to do in your golden years than 20-year-olds.
Why all the military-poseur haircuts? When will the drone convention cease?
Since you left my life, I've watched you from a distance slowly deteriorate into the ugly hateful troll I always knew you were.
Is 33 too old? Well if you hang out at the wrong clubs, yes it is. Try someplace besides the kiddie bars, or for that matter, branching out from the bars completely!
I’m very happy you muscle queens found each other, but you really don’t have to wear identical wife beaters, khaki shorts, and black sneakers to the gym to let us know you are together.
When you were a smoking hot porn star, you would not look at me or say hello. Now you're fat, selling appliances at Home Depot, and totally kissing my ass. Karma is so fucking cool.
Sorry, honey, but the only thing those young guys want to blow is your hard-earned money.
NOTICE: Voguing is over and done. No respectable person is caught doing it. The rest of us have chosen to move on from a "craze" that was over before the millennium hit.
I would love to vote for Obama, but his entire platform is about taking all of my money.
Why are so many gay men enamored with twinks? If you are attracted to a guy because he has the physique and intellect of a 12-year-old, then you have some serious issues.
If you depend on clubs, drinks or drugs for your good time, then you're not only a bore, but boring.
A "private" glory hole is pointless. The public holes of yesterday were great for their variety.
Who killed cruising?
Old age doesn't automatically mean you have experience; it does for sure mean you’re old, though.
Just because some Republicans are self-hating hypocrites doesn't mean all of them are. Way to see past stereotypes, open-minded liberal.
If your six-figure income is not six figures after taxes, don't call it that.
Your laundry list of desirable features doesn't make up for your hideous face.
What is up with these guys in the bathhouse who want to be romantic, chit chat, kiss and then ask for my phone number? This ain't a date!
We need more white bottoms who are interested in Asian tops. Sure we are not hung, but we need sex too.
So some more gay guys got beat up? Learn to fight or carry a weapon. Nothing is more satisfying than punching a bigot right in the gut, then kneeing him in the face.
Requesting resolution and closure is not stalking. That you assume so (and expect less) only reveals your own level of dysfunction and contempt for your own life.
Tweezed brow = cock block. Got it?
Where do the A-listers hang out? How can you tell if you're in contact with one of them? Do they glow or something?
Fifty is not A-list. It's almost AARP-list though.
New Kids On The Block are back? The tour should be called Old Men On The Corner.
“Hugging without a reason is for lesbians." Can we write this into Gay Law?
Better that the Democrats pull out early of Iraq before it gives birth to something we really don't want to babysit.
If you have to constantly remind people that you're such a civil person, do you genuinely not see the problem in that?
It's the hottest sex I've had in years, and I don't need or want your disapproving comments.
Stop talking to me about a relationship. Your life is all about you and you are way too narcissistic to "share your life with someone."
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