| 11.26.2008
You have a fantastic body, but you still have a face that could break mirrors. News flash: You are not "VGL."
Growing Old Gracefully Rule #17 - When you hair color is"S&P," your t-shirt should no longer say "A&F."
I think I did Joe the Plumber.
Gay boys who help closet-cases (i.e. blowing that politician in the sauna) are to blame for the straight world continuing to think we're a bunch of sex-starved pigs. And we think we can actually sell the idea of gay marriage? Think again.
Maternity wards across the country must have been exploding in 1969. 'Cause there sure are a lot of "39" year olds on Manhunt.
Surprising number of Republican posts in last week's Bitch Session. Log Cabins must really have had nothing to do after the McCain Embarrassment.
If conservatives don't like Obama's ideas, they should propose some of their own. Oh, right, they did. That's why Obama won.
Would someone PLEASE make Sarah and Todd Palin go away? I thought we'd be past that bitch by now.
Ha ha, Republicans. Now for the next eight years, you can stew in your venom like we've had to for the last eight.
Supposedly the average penis size is five inches. That just can't be right, either that or gays on average are much larger than the norm.
Sweater-hater: I sometimes too get jealous, say when an obese person wears but a T-shirt in the dead of winter --- but mostly not. If it helps my case any, I wear next to nothing in the summer and go commando all year. Besides, layers protect me from evil spirits like you.
George Bush has invented a Wal-Mart economy. If McCain had won, we'd all work and shop there by the time he was done.
What's up with more African Americans going to the polls to vote for Obama and also voting against gay marriage? Have they already forgotten about oppression based upon traits outside of their control?
You know you are getting older when you clean your house, wash the car, hit the gym, take a disco nap, clean-up, get dressed, and then think, 'Do I really wanna go out to the bars?' Then get undressed, view some porn, hit the fridge, crack some brews and be in bed alone on Saturday night before midnight.
I went to dinner with a friend, and the waiter completely ignored me. He was smitten with my friend and only served him. I had to keep repeating my order just to get served. When I ordered dessert, the waiter disappeared for a few minutes and then brought the check to my friend without even bringing my dessert. Yeah, I'll be back real soon.
If you worked out more and trolled the locker room less, you would be able to meet more guys.
If guys would stop texting and start talking, I might actually consider dating again.
How did I end up so superficial that I let a perfect man go because it was curved too far to the left?
If you’ve had “spontaneous” sex thousands of times, it's no longer spontaneous. It's a chore.
I'm excited to turn 30 years old this month! The question is: Are gay 30-somethings any more mature than these outlandish, crown-wearing 20-somethings?
Yeah, I can see your life is great. And gumdrops rain from the sky whenever I step out, and I poop rainbows. Whatever, troll.
Remember when skidmarks in your underwear meant that the night was ending early?
Bitch Boy responds: Um... no?
Isn't it wonderful that the GOP has blamed every mistake on Palin, rather than the Rove-ian tactics that selected her in the first place and finally made the majority of Americans sick of them?
The election's over, right? Let's get back to twinks vs. trolls, the tired bar scene, lesbian tipping habits, bathroom sex … and maybe even something new, for a change.
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