DON’T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO SEE A SNEAK PEAK OF THE UPCOMING TIN MAN PROJECT.

Barry Brandon continues to live his life to the fullest.  From a kid who wasn’t supposed to live past infancy, this medical marvel has placed his foot down in the city with the release of an electro-pop album, producing and promoting his own events and starting a non-profit organization that is in the midst of being launched full-scale.  The Fox Theatre will be rolling out the red carpet to welcome The Heart Foundation’s Inaugural Gala in mid-September.  Part of the evening will include a preview screening of The Tin Man Project, the documentary surrounding Barry’s eighth open-heart surgery and the development of this promising organization.

Does tree-stialty (the act of “loving trees and plant life) do it for you? Do you have a sexual energy lurking within you, just waiting to be released by the tantalizing lyrics that only Miss Lady Flex, Peep Peep, Princess Genius, Vas D and Master Dong can provide? Well then you’re in luck.

Le Sexoflex details their beginnings as having “come together more than 3 years ago in the streets of Buttlanta, Gorgeous.  The finer details of how these five friends merged into one cestuous entity remain shrouded in mystery, though one theory continues to surface when asking the right people on the southeast corner of Ponce & Boulevard:

Miss Lady Flex made the most delicious hot dogs in all the land!  The tales of her succulent wieners spread like melted Velveeta in a steamy hot pocket, until one day she was approached to have her dogs be a part of a huge festival!  She slaved all night to make the best hot dogs of her career, but alas, her efforts were squandered as she was forced to give them away at a commercial tent instead of her own communal wigwam.  To ease her trauma, Miss Lady Flex pulled out her magical vibrating cucumber; the enchanting sounds that she emitted into the festival caught the attention of four other like-minded and equally flavorful hot dog aficionados, each of whom specialized in their own unique ingredients and aromas.  Ecstatic over their shared interests in sex, butts, and food, the five-some celebrated with a decadent round of mayonnaise wrestling, and thus Le Sexoflex was born!

To promote the new Scissor Sisters album NIGHTWORK, the band’s front man Jake Shears placed an ad, including erotic nude photos, on the male escort site, Rentboy.com.  He lists his talents as “go-go dancing and stripping” and his out rate as $11.99, the price of the new album.  We chatted with Shears as he prepared to embark on a 26-city world tour to promote the album.

Do you have a fascination with rentboys?

Jake Shears: Rentboys and sex workers operate outside the lines of our society. They make their living through sex and showing people a good time. We, in the band, feel we’re on the same team.